So close...

..but I managed to refrain. Went to the gym this afternoon, and no one was at the front desk so I scanned my card and went about my workout. As I was leaving, the counter staff was there and looking at the computer and reader and I thought perhaps I had messed something up.

I was about to confess, "hey I checked myself in - do you want to check me out?" and then thought a little bit about how that would sound. And refrained!