Tuesday, August 22, 2006

More about Madonna!

Well, I guess she isn't all bad. Madonna now (according to the Scotsman.com) urges the (British) government to use a mystical Kabbalah fluid to clean up radioactive waste. Bravo for her! It's nice to see her using her influence for something other than mocking religion or making crummy music.

Apparently, the pop superstar is a keen follower of the Jewish spiritual movement which believes that water can receive magic healing powers through "meditations and the consciousness of sharing".

The article reports that "together with movie director husband Guy Ritchie, she has approached Downing Street, the Department of Trade and Industry and British Nuclear Fuels with the idea, and it is understood she was promoting a water-based solution that had allegedly proved successful in neutralising dangerous nuclear waste in Russia. "

I remain skeptical but I will ask- where can I buy some?!? This looks like a great detergent, garage floor cleaner, moss killer and paint remover all in one product. Cleans diaper stains, removes pigeon poop and neutralizes nuclear waste. Man, think of the infomercial you could do with that! And what about those tag lines:

  1. "I got rid of Hezbollah with only a pint of Kabalah"
  2. "A little Kabalah on my lawn just makes my weeds be gone"
  3. "Difficult laundry directions I don't follow, when all I need is a splash of Kabalah!

Could Madonna Multi Level Marketing be far behind?