- Your bumper sticker reads "honk if you are a Supralapsarian"
- You have a poster of Jonathon Edwards on your bedroom wall
- You read "Freedom of the Will" to your three year old at bedtime.
- You are disappointed, yet again; that the annual Canby Tulip Festival is about flowers.
- You think "Will and Grace" is a sitcom about two roommates of which one is an Arminian and the other is a Calvinist.
- And number six - you actually get these jokes!!!